November 2011
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The Things Enrique Iglesias Does
How does the word “tongue-lashing” make you feel?
Does it remind you of that wonderfully awkward mistake last Friday?
Does it remind you of a mosh pit filled with drooling muscles?
It reminds me of the strong urge I get. I want to peel back my eyelids and eat them, one after. Squish. Slurp.
After the eyelids, I pluck out my eyelids. (Eyeballs?) Like grapes!
Grapes make you...
